One girl and one boy is just not enough.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
