somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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