is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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