I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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