It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i think i have herpe
just one?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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