why didn't you poke me back
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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