how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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