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I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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