its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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