Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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