It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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