I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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