id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
