How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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