I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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