According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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