How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
the raccoons are back...
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