Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You left your phone here
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