I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Randomize
