My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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