Tell her she can't have a vagina
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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