i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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