if i died would you start the facebook group?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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