Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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