So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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