wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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