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  last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...

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  how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.

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• (516): View more from New York

  The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off

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• (619): View more from California

  Then again, he has huge mansions.

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  *manboobs.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.

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