that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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