Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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