i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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