we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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