He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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