Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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