So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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