Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
too bad you live with your parents still
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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