well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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