how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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