I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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