Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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