I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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