I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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