sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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