Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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