It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
