I need help removing her.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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