Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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