I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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