Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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