Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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