He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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