Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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