Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.