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• (480): View more from Arizona

  So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?

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• (585): View more from New York

  im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...

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• (585): View more from New York

  Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...

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  I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.

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