So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.