I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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