I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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