Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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