I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I stole a fireplace last night.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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