bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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